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Published May 17, 2021 PeopleImages / E+ via Getty Images When someone has a baby, it is natural to want to extend well wishes to the new parents. These funny new baby quotes will have parents grinning ear to ear as they read them over. Short and Sweet Funny New Baby Quotes
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Crying, constant sleeping, six outfit changes a day. Having an infant baby is really just a prep course in what is coming at you in the teenage years. Having an infant is like having a drunk college friend live with you. There is crying, drinking, throw up, and daily bouts of passing out.
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84 Inspirational Baby Quotes and Sayings Written by Shutterfly Community Last Updated: Sep 1, 2023 There is nothing quite as exciting as waiting for the arrival of a new baby. As the due date gets closer and closer, you'll look for every way to announce, pamper, and welcome this new boy or girl into your community.
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Funny Baby Quotes and Sayings 1. "It's a good thing babies don't give you a lot of time to think. You fall in love with them and when you realize how much they love you back, life is very simple." - Anita Diamant. 2. "I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food." - Robert Orben. 3.
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I'm a needy baby and I want things. Your tiny adventures always keep us in stitches. You are hereby charged with being exceptionally cute. This dude is about to eat his fist Spit up is my new favorite accessory. No outfit is complete without it.
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These funny baby captions are sure to bring a laugh and a smile. Will smile for milk. Spit up is my only accessory these days. This kid has more outfit changes than a runway model. #outfitnumber___. 61 Funny Baby Quotes to Laugh Through the Ups & Downs. Quick Tip . Fails are always funny in retrospect, but it is also fun to have professional.
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1. "You two will totally be the cool parents." 2. "Congratulations! Your family just got a little crazier, a little louder, and a lot more lovable. Enjoy every moment with your new bundle of joy!" 3. "Awesome people make awesome babies." 4. "You are going to be such a great mom.
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Sometimes the littlest things take up the most room in your heart. - Winnie the Pooh. I love you forever. I'll like you for always. As long as I'm living, my baby you'll be. - Robert Munsch. Babies are amazing. They begin each day all warm and sleepy, smelling of promise. - Julia Roberts.
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1. "In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television." - Erma Bombeck. 2. "None of it is real until all of a sudden they're standing there covered in slime and crying. You're like, wait a minute, what is that?" - George Clooney. 3. "24/7. Once you sign on to be a mother, that's the only shift they offer!"
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Funny Baby Quotes These are the best funny baby quotes for new parents that I could find, spoken from the mouths of some pretty hilarious moms and dads. 1. Ah babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts. Tina Fey 2. Sleep when your baby sleeps, everyone knows this classic tip. But I say, why stop there?
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The coolest part of being a parent is catching a glimpse of yourself in your little one eyes! Wishing you all the best! Happy Parenting! Baby Wishes. New Baby Funny Wishes. View Wish 1745. Your life is going to change forever, but I don't think you'll mind very much. I'm so happy for you.
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Funny Baby Quotes. Henry Robin. Every baby needs a lap. Barbara Lazear Ascher. The hot, moist smell of babies fresh from naps. Ruth Bell Graham. As a mother, my job is to take care of what is possible and trust God with the impossible. Susan Sarandon. Children reinvent your world for you.
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1. "I wonder what my baby dreams about? It must be magical." - Unknown 2. "With a butterfly kiss and a ladybug hug, sleep tight, little one, like a bug in a rug." - Unknown 3. "Babies smile in their sleep because they're listening to the whispering of angels." - Unknown 4.
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I love Daddy! You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. (Franklin P. Jones) When your first baby drops her pacifier, you sterilize it. When your second baby drops her pacifier, you tell the dog: 'Fetch!'. (Bruce Lansky) Before I got married I had six theories about raising children.
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"24/7. Once you sign on to be a mother, that's the only shift they offer!" — Jodi Picoult "I don't want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like my husband." — Unknown "Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing." — Phyllis Diller "Sleep when your baby sleeps.